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Author: Baker

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Anaconda

Baker October 15, 2020

Creature feature! I think the 90s was kind of the explosion of “but what if big animal.” We dreamt up the terrifying concept of ANIMALS but BIG. Lake Placid, Anaconda,

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Lake Placid

Baker October 15, 2020

America sure has a creature feature obsession huh? From frogs to bats to sharks to alligators, we love watching nature do nature shit. Look no further than Shark Week to

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The Silence

Baker October 11, 2020

Have you seen A Quiet Place? Do you want to see it while people are on the move, but it feels like way more like a young adult novel? Then

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Hereditary

Baker October 11, 2020October 11, 2020

The new evolution of horror is so good that it’s hard to put some aspects into words. It makes you feel things like Lovecraft describes cosmic horror. It’s just hard

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Pontypool

Baker October 10, 2020October 10, 2020

Have you ever thought of something so bizarre that you think, “What the fuck is wrong with me?” And then you subsequently remove that thought from your brain? I have

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Pandorum

Baker October 10, 2020October 10, 2020

Consider this – space horror movies are honestly the same genre as big spooky house horror. Most space movies with horror aspects take place on a giant, creaky, abandoned ship

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Event Horizon

Baker October 10, 2020October 10, 2020

It probably wouldn’t be a stretch to say that Event Horizon is one of the most influential horror movies of the past 30 years. It’s a movie that has stood

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The Lodge

Baker October 9, 2020October 9, 2020

I’ve talked about big spooky houses before, and I’ll say it again: Only big spooky things happen in big spooky houses. Mansions, cabins in the woods, etc. I think it’s

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The Boy

Baker October 8, 2020October 9, 2020

I’ve gotta say, I’m a real sucker for a movie involving a spooky manor. Any time a spacious mansion is in play I get goosebumps just imagining the myriad of

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30 Days of Night

Baker October 8, 2020October 8, 2020

I think everyone in the world has had some passing fascination with vampires. Whether it’s a classic like Nosferatu, some goofy modern like Twilight, or really any flavor in-between. You’ve

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